They’re Out Of This World

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the other, before I finish this song? Have you seen this exotic fruit in your market?  I’ve walked by these before, thinking “what on earth IS that?”  We generally just pick up the […]

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I’ll Be Back

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun”, or so said Mary Poppins.  I have a feeling Mary never had to do the ironing. Ugg, holy Mary Poppins, how did this happen? Today, the Boominator (a human looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg, sent to earth to do housework) MUST tackle her […]

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My First Crush

What do women look for in a man? He should be handsome of course but not too good-looking (too tiring fighting off other women). He should have a sense of humor, life is more fun when you’re laughing. He should be employable, so you can follow your dreams together. He should be someone who will […]

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